On new years eve, the crew members of Cryptomania, found themselves with an overabundance of their favorite herb. They decided to take advantage of the surplus and smoke as much as they possibly could in one sitting.
As they sat in a circle, passing joints and bongs back and forth, they soon found themselves in a state of intense euphoria. They laughed, they sang, and they told stories, completely unaware of their surroundings.
Suddenly, the room began to spin and the friends felt themselves being lifted off the ground. They panicked as they realized they were being abducted by aliens.
The aliens, who were fascinated by human behavior, had been watching the group for some time and were eager to study the effects of marijuana on their subjects. They took the members of Cryptomania to their spaceship and conducted various experiments, observing how the weed affected their cognitive functions and emotional states.
The friends were terrified at first, but as the hours passed, they found themselves becoming more and more relaxed under the influence of the marijuana. They didn’t even seem to care that they were being abducted by extraterrestrial beings.
Eventually, the aliens grew tired of their experiments and decided to return the group to Earth. As they landed back in the same spot where they had been taken, the members of Cannabis Life stumbled out of the spaceship, still high and giggling uncontrollably.
From that day on, they swore to never smoke so much weed again, fearing that they might attract the attention of more curious aliens. But they couldn’t deny that the experience had been out of this world.
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The crew of the Cryptomania found themselves in possession of a large stash of fireworks. They had planned to save them for a special occasion, but as they often do on the ship, the crew found themselves feeling a bit spontaneous.
As they were passing the time by playing cards and smoking copious amounts of ganja, someone had the bright idea to set off the fireworks. They figured they had plenty of time to enjoy the show, as they had 420 minutes’ worth of fireworks at their disposal.
However, things didn’t quite go as planned. In their excitement, the crew accidentally set off all 420 minutes of fireworks in just 42 seconds. The ship was filled with a rainbow of colors and loud booms as the fireworks went off all at once.
The crew was momentarily stunned as they watched the show, mouths agape. But as the smoke cleared, they couldn’t help but burst out laughing at the absurdity of the situation. They had managed to use up an entire stash of fireworks in the blink of an eye!
From then on, the crew of the Cryptomania made sure to always double-check their math before setting off any more fireworks.
Attention all stoners! Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life on land? Are you constantly running from the law for crimes that may or may not have even occurred? Well, have we got the solution for you! Introducing the one and only “Cryptomania”! This floating party ship never docks at port and instead anchors in the open sea, sailing away from any pesky scrutiny. On board, you’ll find a ragtag group of misfits, all united by their love of “coin” and their desire to avoid the law.
First up, we have Vapemaster Smith, also known as “Smithy”. He’s the master of all things vaping and even created foot-long vapes using illegal tech (though he’s not too keen on sharing how he acquired said tech). He’s on the run in the USA and is known for his love of sunglasses, even indoors.
Next, we have Tommy Tripster, affectionately known as “Tripey” (not because of his love of tripping, but because he looks like a bowl of cold tripe). He’s got red blotches and a green tinge (which he blames on the sea air), and his diet consists mainly of crisps and egg McMuffins. No one is quite sure how he ended up on the Cryptomania, but it’s suspected he may have stowed away.
Seaman Flinch, aka “Griff” or “Griffoker”, is the captain of the Cryptomania. This giant ex-pirate ship is his pride and joy, and he’s running from a woman (though he’d rather forget she exists). He’s from Amsterdam and is known for his red glasses and teary eyes.
Cryptomania is a fictional floating party ship that never docks at port. It anchors in the open sea and sails away from any scrutiny, allowing those on board to avoid the law for various crimes or alleged crimes. The ship is home to a group of misfits who are united by their love of “coin” and their desire to evade the law. On the Cryptomania, you can find a variety of activities such as ball games, card games, and dreaming of loose women (while eating copious snacks). The ship is also stocked with an endless supply of ganja. However, there are also rumors of conspiracy theories and paranoia that run rampant among the crew.
Jinx Jamieson is one of two sets of twins on board (his twin is 1196). They stand out with their 10-gallon hats and are die-hard Americans who see crypto as a form of freedom. Unfortunately, they’re banned from US soil and are now international shippers, with no loyalty to any country except their desire to “supply”.
Rasta “Fairman” never takes off his jacket, even in the scorching heat. He’s a tech expert, blogger, radicalist, and dream toker, and ended up on the Cryptomania to avoid long-term imprisonment in multiple countries. He’s known for his belief in fairness for all and his love of pepperin’ his sentences with the word “fair”.
Last but not least, we have “Peaky” Grinders, so named for his extensive hat collection and his penchant for bedazzled grinders. He’s rumored to have used said grinders for money laundering, but he’s never been caught (yet). He’s on the run for reasons unknown and is known for his love of tweed and his impressive collection of pipes.
So come on down to the Cryptomania and join in on the fun! Ball games, cards, and dreaming of loose women (while eating copious snacks, of course) are just a few of the activities on offer. Plus, with an endless supply of ganja, you’ll never run out of the good stuff. Just watch out for those pesky conspiracy theories and paranoia that seem to run rampant on the high seas.
Welcome to Stickie.Net, the ultimate destination for stainless steel insulated tumblers and other unique products featuring the beloved crew of Cryptomania!
At our store, we pride ourselves on offering high-quality, handmade items that are made right here in the USA. From Vapemaster Smith and Tommy Tripster to Seaman Flinch and Jinx Jamieson, we’ve got all your favorite Cryptomania characters covered.
Take a look around our store and find the perfect tumbler or other product to represent your love for the Cryptomania crew. Whether you’re using it to stay hydrated on the go or just to show off your fan pride, we’ve got something for everyone.
Thank you for choosing Stickie.Net for all your Cryptomania merchandise needs. We can’t wait to see which items you choose!
